Satan's Blessing - Page 4

fords_inc still seems a little unclear about the whole money transfer thing. The still think I'm going to send money before the ~~fictional~~ transfer of funds from the brother.

6 October 2004

(15:24:54) fords_inc: hello buddie
(15:25:18) fords_inc: please can u tell me what he will use in sending the fund as a money tranfer to your bank plz
(15:25:20) Buzz!!
(15:25:45) Chisel: he won't be transferring money to my bank. he will put bank notes into an envelope and post the envelope to me
(15:26:27) fords_inc: but
(15:26:46) fords_inc: he told me he can wire the money to u and u go to any bank to claim it ok
(15:28:15) Chisel: if he's in london he can just drop the cash of
(15:28:30) Chisel: since I got made bankrupt here they won't let me have a bank account
(15:28:38) Chisel: I have to hide my money in my house
(15:29:15) fords_inc: ok
(15:29:26) fords_inc: but u does not need any bank account
(15:29:32) fords_inc: u just go to any bank
(15:29:55) fords_inc: and ill give u te info to claim the fund at anybank at all in london
(15:30:28) fords_inc: all u do is get to the cashier tell him or her u want to have money at western union
(15:30:34) Chisel: oh right
(15:30:43) Chisel: so I just go in and ask for money
(15:30:47) Chisel: and they give it to me?
(15:30:54) fords_inc: u provide them with the info i give u and u have the money immediatelly
(15:31:07) fords_inc: yes
(15:31:10) Chisel: oh right what's the info I need
(15:31:21) Chisel: usually the banks don't give me money for free
(15:31:31) fords_inc: u got to the bank give them the info i give u and u have the fund immediatelly ok
(15:31:50) fords_inc: ill pay the bank charges from here
(15:31:54) fords_inc: ok
(15:32:26) Buzz!!
(15:32:31) fords_inc: u get me buddie
(15:33:01) Chisel: sure
(15:33:14) Chisel: and how will I get the money for the taxi then?
(15:33:19) Chisel: I'm sure notes would be much easier
(15:33:39) fords_inc: ok

Okay, they aren't worried about me being bankrupt. Nor do they seem overly concerned at me hiding money in my house. I'm quite impressed that they've set things up so that I can walk into any bank, and just ask for these funds. I didn't realise the banks had started working so well together.

This is getting too normal, I think it's time to see how far we can push this without losing them. I'll start using my favourite tactic - changing previously agreed details, and making unusual requests of my own.

(15:34:30) fords_inc: but plz get the money for taxi from urself and ill pay u the money before u send the gift here is that ok
(15:34:54) fords_inc: cuz the money will be too small and it will cost much sending u before going ok
(15:35:07) fords_inc: just help me with the taxi money t have the gift
(15:35:23) fords_inc: and ill pay it back as aoon as you have the gift in ur house ok
(15:35:25) Buzz!!
(15:36:32) Chisel: OK, so, just to confirm, your brother will come round with the diamonds, and I'll take some for my fees and some for the taxi.
(15:36:46) Chisel: Once I have the gift I'll use more diamonds for postage
(15:37:04) Chisel: and then send you the value of the rest by Wester Union Transfer?
(15:37:26) fords_inc: ok
(15:37:35) fords_inc: yes that is it babe
(15:37:51) Chisel: and after that you'll send me the deeds for your house so I can sell that too?
(15:37:51) fords_inc: please can i give u the address now chisel
(15:38:06) fords_inc: ok
(15:38:10) fords_inc: babe

They seem happy enough to hand over their house to me. Let's find out more about it.

(15:38:26) Chisel: sure, what's the address
(15:38:28) fords_inc: no prob ill do that if i wanna sell my house k
(15:38:33) Chisel: I'd love to see my new house
(15:38:38) fords_inc: ok babe
(15:38:40) Chisel: no, the house is to cover my fees
(15:38:48) Chisel: you did say you'd pay me for being your rep
(15:39:21) fords_inc: well something kind of bigmore than money
(15:39:29) Chisel: such as?
(15:40:00) fords_inc: a lot of kisses and tender loving when i am back in london babe
(15:40:14) fords_inc: well ill pay u big chisel
(15:40:44) Chisel: it's OK, after I've sold your house and taken the money I think we'll be quits
(15:40:58) fords_inc: ok
(15:40:58) fords_inc: i got u babe
(15:41:11) fords_inc: please this is the address u hep to go ok
(15:41:23) Chisel: ok, give me the address
(15:41:40) fords_inc: 319,PARSLDES AVENUE,RM 95 QR,LONDON
(15:41:52) fords_inc: that is it babe
(15:42:16) Chisel: shit, that's just down the road from me! I live at 299! That'll save you the taxi fare

Just down the road from me! Is that a coincidence or what? (Yeah, you're right, "or what")

(15:42:25) fords_inc: please i will tell u the day date and time for u to meet the dell courier delivery men for the gift ok chisel
(15:42:53) fords_inc: k
(15:42:56) fords_inc: k
(15:42:59) fords_inc: whaooooooooooooooooo
(15:43:07) fords_inc: that was kool babe
(15:43:18) Chisel: what are the chances of that! we're nearly neighbours
(15:43:22) fords_inc: i never knew its down my babe street
(15:43:36) fords_inc: kool babe
(15:43:45) Chisel: No, i've never been down your babe street - let's save that for another day

Well, now they're getting a little intimate for me, we should try to get back on track and get more details about the brother, after all I've got money to claim!. Read on as things get somewhat more fruity.

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