Yahoo Chat Sexbot #3
31 January 2004
Somewhere in my past I've conversed with a chatbot using this script. Maybe it was longer ago than I remember, or I just didn't record the conversation. Either way, I knew roughly what to expect in this converation.
Chisel: yes
erektnipps6903: oh your there hi...
erektnipps6903: a/s/l (age sex location)?
Chisel: 29/m/uk
Chisel: you?
erektnipps6903: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profiile. thought you might like to chat.
Chisel: if you like
erektnipps6903: so what hhave you been up to chiz_21muk?
erektnipps6903: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i wqs getting kinda horny (*blushes)
Chisel: oh no not again
I quite like the way the script has built in typos to make me think it's more human. At the time I was using chiz_29muk as my name, 'typing' this wrong is something these bots do regularly.
Chisel: ok, let's play counter strike
When I'm online in the evenings I like to play Counter Strike. It seems like a good suggestion for cyber fun.
Chisel: to change into my counter strike costume?
Usually I just play Counter Strike in jeans and t-shirt. It is online after all. Still, I don't mind a bit of dressing up and roleplay if it makes it easier for other people to get into the game.
Chisel: ok, I'll look later - what server you going to use?
Chisel: can I find you in gamespy?
Chisel: maybe you use steam?
erektnipps6903: tell me what you wannt me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
Chisel: erm, I need to buy some weapons
Chisel: maybe some armour and grenades
erektnipps6903: was just browsing the yaahoo profile thing. looked like you might be an interesting person to chat with.
Something tells me they aren't listening to me...
Chisel: can't you tell already?
erektnipps6903: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
Chisel: erm, can you reach your trigger from there?
erektnipps6903: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls,while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
Chisel: ok, how will this stop the terrorist threat?
erektnipps6903: open my website so you can look at me whiile im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
erektnipps6903: what do you tthink of my pics?
Chisel: whoah, you only gave me 2 seconds to look - I'm not that quick
erektnipps6903: shit the phone. dont stop strokong it. hold on...
Chisel: I don't think you want any cyber fun, you're just a tease
Chisel: promising counter strike and then talking about my meat
Chisel: You're like my friend Simon
Sorry Simon, you don't really ask me about my meat!
Chisel: five minutes? last time somone used this script I never heard from them again
Thus we reach the end of the bot's script. I guss we should have looked at the user's profile to get to the paying website. Short, and predictable.
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