Satan's Blessing - Page 3
After the relative ease at which I agreed to everything and nothing at the same time, I must look like a good mark. Now they want me to go and collect free gifts from Dell!
6 October 2004
(15:05:48) fords_inc: please chisel hope u got me
(15:06:32) Chisel: Yeah I hot you
(15:06:36) Chisel: I got you too
(15:06:40) Chisel: silly fingers of mine
(15:07:26) Chisel: when will you send the agreement?
(15:08:05) fords_inc: ill do as soon as possible ok
(15:08:09) fords_inc: i love u chisel
(15:08:14) fords_inc::x
(15:08:59) fords_inc: please chisel i am a good customer at dell uk and was about to be awarded a price as a good customer from africa
(15:09:25) fords_inc: but its unfortunate i cant make it t the uk this week due to visa problem here
(15:09:59) fords_inc: please can u help me claim the gift this week and ill pay you before i did the pick up to africa here?
(15:10:07) fords_inc: anwer me buddie
(15:10:16) Chisel: you want me to buy a dell for you now?
(15:10:21) fords_inc: nope
(15:10:37) fords_inc: they wanted to give me a gift s a best customer from africa here
(15:10:46) Chisel: and now they want to give it to me?
(15:10:56) fords_inc: so i want you to help me claim the gift on my name in london
(15:11:23) fords_inc: yes u will go to my former house address in the uk that is where dell is going to help send the gift ok
(15:11:38) fords_inc: but i am not presently in my house in the uk ok
(15:11:53) fords_inc: so u wil help go there have the gift then help send here
(15:12:05) fords_inc: ll pay for your transport there ok
(15:12:12) fords_inc: its also in london buddie
(15:12:14) Buzz!!
(15:13:31) Buzz!!
(15:06:32) Chisel: Yeah I hot you
(15:06:36) Chisel: I got you too
(15:06:40) Chisel: silly fingers of mine
(15:07:26) Chisel: when will you send the agreement?
(15:08:05) fords_inc: ill do as soon as possible ok
(15:08:09) fords_inc: i love u chisel
(15:08:14) fords_inc::x
(15:08:59) fords_inc: please chisel i am a good customer at dell uk and was about to be awarded a price as a good customer from africa
(15:09:25) fords_inc: but its unfortunate i cant make it t the uk this week due to visa problem here
(15:09:59) fords_inc: please can u help me claim the gift this week and ill pay you before i did the pick up to africa here?
(15:10:07) fords_inc: anwer me buddie
(15:10:16) Chisel: you want me to buy a dell for you now?
(15:10:21) fords_inc: nope
(15:10:37) fords_inc: they wanted to give me a gift s a best customer from africa here
(15:10:46) Chisel: and now they want to give it to me?
(15:10:56) fords_inc: so i want you to help me claim the gift on my name in london
(15:11:23) fords_inc: yes u will go to my former house address in the uk that is where dell is going to help send the gift ok
(15:11:38) fords_inc: but i am not presently in my house in the uk ok
(15:11:53) fords_inc: so u wil help go there have the gift then help send here
(15:12:05) fords_inc: ll pay for your transport there ok
(15:12:12) fords_inc: its also in london buddie
(15:12:14) Buzz!!
(15:13:31) Buzz!!
Fantastic, the gift I'm collecting is in London! I work in London, I do. A couple of buzzes, which I can only presume are to wake me up after I collapse on the floor with anticipation of this fantastic offer. Let me just double check some details, and expenses:
(15:14:01) Chisel: You need me to go to your house in the UK?
(15:14:02) fords_inc: ill pay you for heping claim the gift before u help send and that is gonna be for the transport buddie
(15:14:07) fords_inc: yes
(15:14:11) fords_inc: ill give u the address
(15:14:39) fords_inc: and u will help collect the gif from dell courier men coming to deliver it the gift ok
(15:15:01) Chisel: sure, send the money over for my taxi and I'll collect it for you
(15:15:15) Chisel: or if your brother drops off the envelope of money, I can pay from that
(15:15:24) fords_inc: but ill make sure u get there on time not to miss them at delivery point infront of my house really
(15:15:42) fords_inc: i ll pay for the taxi
(15:15:49) fords_inc: buddie
(15:16:16) fords_inc: can i give u the address and u tell me how much the taxi is gonna take for u to get there buddie
(15:16:19) Buzz!!
(15:16:40) Chisel: well get your brother to send the money to me that you want me to transfer
(15:16:54) Chisel: I'll pay for the taxi from that, and get a receipt for your records
(15:19:16) fords_inc: ok buddie
(15:19:22) fords_inc: ill do that asap
(15:20:13) fords_inc: please buddie
(15:20:52) fords_inc: i wanna ask can u help take the fund from my customers as western union money transfer within london chisel
(15:20:54) Buzz!!
(15:21:13) Chisel: yeah sure
(15:21:30) fords_inc: kool buddie
(15:21:33) Chisel: anything you want transferred just needs to be sent to me direct in an envelope with a note
(15:21:45) fords_inc: ill lt him send u the money
(15:22:06) fords_inc: can u tell me what u will use in cashing the fund in any bank at all in london
(15:22:35) fords_inc: so that ill give him and he will send to the bank of ur choice and you will help collect the cash ok
(15:22:37) Buzz!!
(15:14:02) fords_inc: ill pay you for heping claim the gift before u help send and that is gonna be for the transport buddie
(15:14:07) fords_inc: yes
(15:14:11) fords_inc: ill give u the address
(15:14:39) fords_inc: and u will help collect the gif from dell courier men coming to deliver it the gift ok
(15:15:01) Chisel: sure, send the money over for my taxi and I'll collect it for you
(15:15:15) Chisel: or if your brother drops off the envelope of money, I can pay from that
(15:15:24) fords_inc: but ill make sure u get there on time not to miss them at delivery point infront of my house really
(15:15:42) fords_inc: i ll pay for the taxi
(15:15:49) fords_inc: buddie
(15:16:16) fords_inc: can i give u the address and u tell me how much the taxi is gonna take for u to get there buddie
(15:16:19) Buzz!!
(15:16:40) Chisel: well get your brother to send the money to me that you want me to transfer
(15:16:54) Chisel: I'll pay for the taxi from that, and get a receipt for your records
(15:19:16) fords_inc: ok buddie
(15:19:22) fords_inc: ill do that asap
(15:20:13) fords_inc: please buddie
(15:20:52) fords_inc: i wanna ask can u help take the fund from my customers as western union money transfer within london chisel
(15:20:54) Buzz!!
(15:21:13) Chisel: yeah sure
(15:21:30) fords_inc: kool buddie
(15:21:33) Chisel: anything you want transferred just needs to be sent to me direct in an envelope with a note
(15:21:45) fords_inc: ill lt him send u the money
(15:22:06) fords_inc: can u tell me what u will use in cashing the fund in any bank at all in london
(15:22:35) fords_inc: so that ill give him and he will send to the bank of ur choice and you will help collect the cash ok
(15:22:37) Buzz!!
They seem to a bit slow on this whole "cash only" requirement of mine. Still, it seems like such a shame to pass up such a great offer. With another half-deal in place let's chase the original transaction some more...
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